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Keep your head up and looking at the camera. We want to make sure that everyone gets a good look at you. After all, you were running for office on your feminist agenda, so I’m sure you’ll have a great career once everyone sees you as the jizz-faced
You know theres a version of this were Peter killed the Lost Boys when they got to old…really fucked up.
jaimeegurl: cuz some bitches were FUCKED UP! hahahaha
donutsdontwearalligatorshoes: “Because you were home.” Legit. The last part of this movie, this exact quote is what has fucked up staying home by myself.
He moved in about 6 months ago next door with his bitch and the first time you saw him at the apartment complex pool..with his bathing suit all wet and that big cock showing you knew you had to have it up your pussy. Soooo you were real friendly with
jongene: sekaivevo: robodokis: IMAGINE IF YOU WERE DATING A ROBOT AND THEY GOT CUTELY WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WELL BEING BECAUSE HUMANS ARE MORE DELICATE THAN ROBOTS LIKE IF YOU STAYED UP REALLY LATE AND THEY GOT WORRIED BECAUSE “HUMANS NEED TO HAVE A
fuckyeah-nerdery: The Toadies - Possum Kingdom. This incredibly fucked up and (famous) song has been stuck in my head for a week.
Reblog if you KNEW love was pointless and you weren’t even looking because, for once, you were actually happy with just yourself and honestly didn’t want to throw a wrench in things, but the universe said “fuck you, watch this”
ihateish: the reason were fucked up now is cause bernie isnt here to give us advice 👏🏾👏🏾 So true
So this happened last week: Was hanging out with a boy all day, was like our 3rd or 4th time seeing each other and at one point we were snuggled up on my bed, me laying on him, was kinda rambling just a little bit. When suddenly he said, “shhhh,
thebowspring: NOT EVEN SATAN could have thought this up. Israelis cheering on massacres likes its a sport. Contrary to what the media tell you this is how safe they are from ‘khamas rockets’ and this is how little regard they have for human life.
goondere replied to your post:Being 6’5, I never thought there was anything…my dude, your 6’5”? I’ve been 6'5 since I was 17 years old. I was shrimpy when I was a kid, but over the summer between 16 and 17 I shot up.
kierenkisses: since yesterday : Muslim places of worship in two French towns were fired upon overnight Three blank grenades were thrown at a mosque shortly after midnight, in west Paris in southern France, several shots were fired in the direction
i-am-the-unicorn-triumphant: I’m watching a documentary in my us government class and they guy was saying how many of the founding fathers would blush and shy away from the fact that they were looked up to as gods and then it started playing some funky
shermansky: kineticpenguin: we-did-an-internet: arcaneimages: This taxidermy was found inside a late 19th-century French mansion which has been sealed up for more than 100 years. Via National Geographic. Good to know people were just as fucking weird
myheartofgoldturnedplatinum: alwaysyourbaby: desert-revolution: I firmly believe that the reason many Slytherins were easily convinced to join Voldemort was because they were treated like shit by the rest of the houses while they were growing up.
lwamfhmartiboxdotty9: Unnatural Pokémon and you thought we were fucking up -our- planet.
Today I actually said to someone “shut the fuck up susan”
eteo: p5stuck: Backstory: The original anime was literally so awful, the dubbing team were told to just go nuts and do whatever they like. This is the result. IT’S BACK
dieaerzte: lnannibal: dieaerzte: it would be fucked up if sex were real wtf are you talking about i was just saying that like if sex were real that would be fucked up
pharah is great on ilios u can’t fuck up with a pharah on ilios except u fucking can bc this pharah was our only fucking dps but they were a fucking scaredy peace of shit that wouldn’t get on the goddamn point
somelesbiansarewerewolves: thereadersmuse: jehovahhthickness: lightning-st0rm: pearlmito: smootymormonhelldream: stripedsilverfeline: anti-clerical: ramirezbundydahmer: When the Nazi concentration camps were liberated by the Allies, it was a
OMG THEY FUCKED UP
redsuns-n-orangemoons: plight0fexistence: Disclaimer: I blurred the faces to shift the focus from their identity to their actions to explain the impact of their ‘costumes’. These were the nurses that dressed up in hazmat tonight for their Halloween
thebest-memes: “No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad”
icecream-eaterrr: stayingwoke: babycakesbriauna: micdotcom: Kenny, 18, told WLTX the girl was using her cell phone in class and was asked to leave, when the girl refused, an administrator and officer were called. Kenny claims she spoke up during
marissarei: markyatlast: bchrisrenee: blackgirlnamedkaivy: blackgirlsreverything: earthyshawty: We were rooting for you. We were all rooting for you. smh Where’s the fucking logic? … welp. Another husband crossed off the list. @marissarei
booyahkendell: you know what else is really fucked up? if Hillary were leading right now, every single Trump supporter would be calling that it’s rigged. every. single. one. but now, when Trump’s leading, what do Clinton supporters say? nothing.
whenyougetrightdowntoit: thehighpriestofreverseracism: 206bish: thehighpriestofreverseracism: This is probably my fave video of all time They were crabs Michael Loved this one… She was not with the shits, Michael.
alexbelvocal: sauvamente: residentgoodgirl: residentgoodgirl: residentgoodgirl: How rude of beyoncé's father to tell the world about the birth of her twins before beyoncé and jay-z were able to do it themselves. omg lol the beyhive is annoyed
torisoulphoenix: were-all-queer-here: You don’t have to love abortion. You can dislike it. Maybe it even makes you sad. The way you view abortion is up to you. If you don’t like abortion, you can advocate for proper sex education, access to birth
trebled-negrita-princess: sosxgirls: ihateish: the reason were fucked up now is cause bernie isnt here to give us advice Real I miss uncle Bernie
jamesfrancoe: crouton sounds like it could be used an insult like if you were to say “shut the fuck up you pretentious crouton” but alas it is only a piece of fried bread for salads
anneboleyns: “but officer they were fucking with my clique”
ahchristmas: danwasonfireonce: danwasonfireonce: danwasonfireonce: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING this is the best day ever of course you
jensensations: how many things were fucked up about today’s episode?
techonlogy: I wonder how many of the views were people curious to see how bad they fucked up
chrstopher: magnemite-not-make-it: the-vortexx: If real life was like The Sims OH THATS WHAT IT WAS I think all of us thought we were reading the most fucked up post on tumblr and halfway through realized what it was
castieliscuterthanjesus:o-ri:does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit itit’s more along the lines of “you guys were fucking making fun of me for liking this before it was cool” kinda complex
bemusedlybespectacled: jewishzevran: keetongu: did-you-kno: Ancient Egyptians were using 20-sided die as early as 200 BCE. Source i cant believe ancient egyptians were FUCKING NERDS imagine ancient egyptian d&d tho “You have crossed into
flomation: expert-jumper: godtierheros: santadowneyjr: shit man all our hopes were brought up.. only to be crushed again FUCK GDI
I just wish my parents were capable of fixing things with their 14 year old daughter instead of blowing up at her. I might have made things worse but my mother just drives me up a fucking wall.
hayywil: Shout out to all the people whose families won’t recognize the fucked up things they put you through. You are beautiful and magnificent and your pain is valid. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
tinyrats: ive been watching the holiday season of nailed it all day and in episode 6 the bakers were fucking up so badly that the camera man was repeatedly driven to literal tears while shakily filming their creations
discochurch: Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account
sorryforhavinganopinion: One time I was playing The Sims. My kid had a soccer game, and while the teams were huddled up, I changed to buy mode and put washing machines around the opposing team, enclosing them within their detergent scented prison. Thanks
lit-tra-lee: theamazonprince: this is some fucked up stuff amazing i wish there were more of these
ihateish: the reason were fucked up now is cause bernie isnt here to give us advice
underleinfluence: ihateish: the reason were fucked up now is cause bernie isnt here to give us advice RIP
gayna-scully: prokopetz: silkktheshocka: texasuberalles: freyjapup: Its been NINE YEARS and i still dont think anyone knows exactly why teen titans was cancelled Same reason Young Justice and Green Lantern The Animated Series were canceled: Girls
were-ralph: were-ralph:were-ralph:I think the plan is to repurpose tumblr getting rid of tags to shrink the userbase to some end and probably transition it into some fucked up NFT site to launder money if i get banned know this was the post that did
♛ House Stark Meme → 6 scenes : 5/6↪ “The axe crashed down. Heavy and well-honed, it killed at a single blow, but it took three to sever the man’s head from his body, and by the time it was done both living and dead were drenched in
paleosteno: g4zdtechtv: Fuck Yes. Netflix is giving F is for Family another season. (via A.V. Club) More reasons to why the 70′s were fucked up. sweet
theshiningd replied to your post: That one time I fell through the floor, the light… And I thought my life was fucking cartoony I have tons of stories. lol They were fucked up at the time but I laugh like hell now. Like the time I flat
maplespyderart: Okay, Steven Universe but cats! Had these all drawn out over the course of two days - they were fun, especially Jasper c:
lavabendinggemqueen: So I know everyone likes to portray Ruby as the one crushing on Sapphire but what if it were the other way round? Like Sapphire has a giant loser crush on Ruby and she’s seen the future so she knows they end up together but she’s
